Dost mere marne

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

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Tum haste raho

Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....

Help a man when he

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Love is like programming

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an IDEA can

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10% of road accidents

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Medical shayri: When

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Khidki se dekha

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I've been arrested

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Reality is an illusion

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Jo Jeete Wo Sikandr

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