Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.

LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law. My neighbour saidAre you going to help?I said No six should be enough.

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence.... Smiling infront of mobile means mental…, Still smiling!!!Confirmed...

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai