Dost mere marne

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Dost mere marne
Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.
  
Jan, 14 2012     90 chars (1 sms)     884 views       Funny

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Red Rose: Luv Yelloe
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How do you express
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I think drinking
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If U sneeze once,
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MACHAR MARNE KA
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He said.Do u love
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Man at medical shop
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************** I like watching
************** I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO!!! **************
Y does Waheeda Rehman
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when words fail
when words fail,silence works.when silence fails,eyes works.when eyes fail,heart works.when heart fails...samajh le TAPAK GAYA

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