Unlike others, your

Unlike others, your
Unlike others, your brain is a masterpiece. It is divided in 2 parts left & right. In the left nothing is right and in the right nothing is left.
  

Jan, 14 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1189 views       Funny

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Ek aadmi ne apne dono hatho me ghadi pehni aur uski maut ho gai,Kyo? Kyoki, woh DO ghadi ka mehman tha.
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Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............
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karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
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