Next generation Child

Next generation Child
Next generation Child will sing in school: Twinkle twinkle little star, I just went to royal bar, Whisky rates are up so high, So drink beer with chicken fry.
  

Jan, 13 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     962 views       Funny

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