One day I'll die

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One day I'll die
One day I'll die & go out of ur life forever,thn plz do buy sum nice & beutful flowers 4 my grave frm the money which u r savinG
  
Jan, 13 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1045 views       Funny

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