Bachelors schedule Monday

Bachelors schedule Monday
Bachelors schedule Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko shaadi, Thursday ko barbaadi, Friday ko fighting, Saturday ko talaaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next!!!
  

Jan, 14 2012     170 chars (2 sms)     1084 views       Funny

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Whats Karan Johar up to?K3G: Love ur parents.KHNH: Love ur neighbors.KANK: Luv others wife.& nowDostana: Love the Same Gender!
For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me
Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat
If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.
Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeJab aasu bhare aakho meDukh ka sagar Umad AayeTum Sirf itna he kehana..........A GANPAT, CHAL DARU LA..
Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.
Prayer of an ideal son: Dear God, thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me. I wont ask anythin 4 myslf, plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law
Telling A Lie Is A Fault 4 A Little Child,An Art 4 A Lover, An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor & 4 A Married Man It's A Matter Of Survival..
Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.