subah ko yaad

subah ko yaad
subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to sms kiya.
  

Jan, 14 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     1028 views       Funny

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