This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....

Unlike others, your brain is a masterpiece. It is divided in 2 parts left & right. In the left nothing is right and in the right nothing is left.

Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!

Man b4 marage: Roses r red, Violets r blue believe it or not im mad 4u. After marage Roses r dead,im blue u make me mad some day ill kill u.

Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!

Find keys in a Key board But do not expect a mother in mother board.Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but don't expect a FOOL at a FULLSTOP.

Intizar... Na raat ka, Na din ka, Na subha ka, Na shaam ka, Na iska, Na uska.... Intizar hai to bas apke pyar bharay SMS ka.

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"