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To live a life, one
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expressions and many more mental qualities... Hats off to u bcoz u manage 2 live without them !!!
  
Jan, 13 2012     180 chars (2 sms)     966 views       Funny

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An Engineering Studnt
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If ur world is
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************** Kash mere
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so Sweet is ur
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First the engagement
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
when the blue,
when the blue, I remember U, when the moon full, I remember U, when rains starts, I remember U. Can U tell me where my umbrella.
Reality is an illusion
Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
What is Education
What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."
Gajini Dekhne K Baad
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Always keep a picture
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Position of a husband
Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.
Defination of a NURSE
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