To live a life, one

To live a life, one
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expressions and many more mental qualities... Hats off to u bcoz u manage 2 live without them !!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     180 chars (2 sms)     941 views       Funny

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