************** Kash mere

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************** Kash mere
************** Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile, Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile, Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU, Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile. **************
  
Jan, 14 2012     174 chars (2 sms)     1036 views       Funny

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