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Apple ka juice
Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!
  
Jan, 14 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     767 views       Funny

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