Thedifficult part in

Thedifficult part in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather toknow it.

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You see what power is holding someone else's fear in your handand showing it to them!

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Humality is a

Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.

Get someone else

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Grantgraciously what you

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

It is a good reader

It is a good reader that makes a good book.

Living is the art

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The best prophet

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

Kindwords do not

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

Do not despair, not

Do not despair, not even over the fact that you don't despair.

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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