If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives Ideas have endurance without death.

When work is pleasure, life is joy.

Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

Everyone speaks well of his heart, but no one dares to say it of his dead.

Thegalleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights. Theymake no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down in the arena are thedoers. They make mistakes because they try many things. The man who makes nomistakes lacks boldness and

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.