Mandoes not live

Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

I liketo listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Power gravitates to the man who knows how.

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

People who can't admit they are part of the problem, willnever be part of its solution.

Nothing destroys authority more than the unequal and untimelyinterchange of power stretched too far and relaxed too much.

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

The remedy for weakness is not brooding over weakness, but thinking of strength.

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