Thefirst principle of

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

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There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

Friendships begin with liking or gratitude-roots that can be pulled up.

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

The sun, though it passes through dirty places, yet remains as pure as before.

The greatest prayer is patience.

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

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