A Boy got Job

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A Boy got Job
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi
  
Jan, 19 2012     114 chars (1 sms)     1720 views       Naughty

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