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Signboard outside
Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"
  
Jan, 19 2012     102 chars (1 sms)     894 views       Naughty

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Missing U is nt
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Notice in aSex
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Doctor,s wife
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Why was the
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most of d girls
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Ladki Ki T-Shirt
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Viagra Aur GOVERMENT
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Mallika's T-shirt
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Signboard outside
Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"
Lady Secretary:
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TeacheWhat should
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