Signboard outside

Signboard outside
Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"
  

Jan, 19 2012     102 chars (1 sms)     816 views       Naughty

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Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"
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Q: What is the difference b/w a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?A: One is trying to die....... the other is dying to try!
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