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Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"

Jan, 19 2012 102 chars (1 sms) 976 views Naughty

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A girl enters a bar & sits next 2 a Sardar. She offers him a beer n says, i am roopali,roops 2 u. He smiles n says i am Ballwinder,Balls 2 u!!

Hubby-Wud u ever hire a detective 2 check if I was cheating on u?Wife-Ya,but not 2 find out who d woman is,but 2 find out how u satisfy her!

AIDS AWARENESS:"Try different positions with d same woman instead of same position with different women.

SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut BAHU:Koi faida nahi SAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aap BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k.

Chemistry ki class me.Sir ne ek ladki sepucha-What is nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate huej awab diya, my nite rates r higher than day

Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."

Santa:Daddy maine biwi ko sms Kiya k mai rat ko aaunga rat ghar aaya to BIWI kisi or k sath soyi thiDaddy:ho sakta h usko SMS na mila ho.

Recession in the world is so bad & serious that majority of the people have started sleeping with their own wives.

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves u... Its only when...??????you leave her virgin.-

11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana. FruitselleI m not selling less than 12 bananas. 1girl said 'le le yaar,1 kha lenge.'

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