Signboard outside

Signboard outside
Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"
  

Jan, 19 2012     102 chars (1 sms)     979 views       Naughty

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Srdr biwi k offce gaya dekha wo boss ki god me baithkr dctatin le rai hai. Gusse me bola: Uth santo, aisi jgah kam nahi krna jhan staf k lie kursi bhi na ho.
Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...
Sardr ka beta 5th me fail hua to 4th me aya,4th me fail hua to 3rd me aya.To sardar ghar pe apni biwi sebola-Apni salwar,panty tight karle,wo vapas aa raha hai
STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI HAI KYA? TEACH:BILKUL NAHI.'STUDENT: AAP KI BETI FALTU ME DARTI HAI..
Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461, Man:Mylord why exactly Rs11461? Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT, & 10.2% Entertainment Tax.
We all spend so much money for buying clothes but d best moments of life r enjoyed witout clothes.. Thats life..!
Recession in the world is so bad & serious that majority of the people have started sleeping with their own wives.
Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.
Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ? Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!
An actress was filling up a form.There was a column in d form where 1 was required to state martial status.Married/unmarried.And she wrote:occasionally married
:A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin&says i will do anything 2 pass in d exams& professor saysOK OPEN UR......Books & Study
Santa:Daddy maine biwi ko sms Kiya k mai rat ko aaunga rat ghar aaya to BIWI kisi or k sath soyi thiDaddy:ho sakta h usko SMS na mila ho.