Mom told her

Mom told her
Mom told her daughter of 17yrs Beta its time that we must discuss abt sex. Daughter told OK MOM WHAT U WANT TO KNOW abt sex?
  

Jan, 19 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     1044 views       Naughty

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