ACCIDENTS TAKE

ACCIDENTS TAKE
ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE BUT SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME. Pls Wear CONDOM & HELMET On Ur Appropriate Heads During "Respective DRIVINGS"
  

Jan, 19 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     842 views       Naughty

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