ACCIDENTS TAKE

ACCIDENTS TAKE
ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE BUT SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME. Pls Wear CONDOM & HELMET On Ur Appropriate Heads During "Respective DRIVINGS"
  

Jan, 19 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     984 views       Naughty

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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why?Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.
Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam
We all spend so much money for buying clothes but d best moments of life r enjoyed witout clothes.. Thats life..!
A girl enters a bar & sits next 2 a Sardar. She offers him a beer n says, i am roopali,roops 2 u. He smiles n says i am Ballwinder,Balls 2 u!!
Sardarni came naked to serve halwa to guests.Sardar screamed: what r u doing? Sardarni: Cooking book mein likha tha "serve HOT without DRESSING..!!"
Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai:-bhut insan ko darane k liye...Machar insan ko satane k liye...& husband aur wife insan ko banane kliye.
'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking badIt bites on BOY'S HAND
A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"? Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON.."
Viagra Aur GOVERMENT OFFICE Mein Kya Samanta Hai? Simple....., dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye Ek Ghanta khada rakhte hai.