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Santa on long
Santa on long Tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual happens at home.Banta SMSs after a month,"Man who comes TO UR HOME daily, didn't come 2day"-
  
Jan, 19 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     849 views       Naughty

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