Heard d latest

Heard d latest

Heard d latest sexXxy drink to hit d market?? Its a mix of Viagara & Mountain Dew... The name of d drink? "Mount & Do" !!!;-),

Jan, 19 2012 126 chars (1 sms) 1191 views Naughty

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July is the month

July is the month of breast cancer awarness.On this note, for all those gals who misunderstood guys:"We stare because we Care.":

Q: What is the difference

Q: What is the difference b/w a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?A: One is trying to die....... the other is dying to try!

Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...

:A beautiful girl

:A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin&says i will do anything 2 pass in d exams& professor saysOK OPEN UR......Books & Study

HEIGHT OF D0UBLE

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Teacher : what do u want

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11 girls ask the

11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana. FruitselleI m not selling less than 12 bananas. 1girl said 'le le yaar,1 kha lenge.'

Comparison of a

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We all spend so much money for buying clothes but d best moments of life r enjoyed witout clothes.. Thats life..!

'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking badIt bites on BOY'S HAND

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