Heard d latest

Heard d latest

Heard d latest sexXxy drink to hit d market?? Its a mix of Viagara & Mountain Dew... The name of d drink? "Mount & Do" !!!;-),

Jan, 19 2012 126 chars (1 sms) 1106 views Naughty

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Santa on KBCAmitabh

Santa on KBCAmitabh- For 10 lacs, what is the colour of ur wifeA's panty?Santa Can I use my life line Phone a friend?

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Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.

Santa:Daddy maine

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SAAS:Aane do bete

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Touch it gentlyPut

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A boy pulled a girl

A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light,pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radium watch"

Santa's Wife To

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Q: What is the difference

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What is diffrnce betwn

What is diffrnce betwn "Aadmi" aur "Aaurat". Aaurat ek hi Aadmi se bahut saari ummide karti hai aur Aadmi bahut saari aurato se ek hi ummid karta hai ;-

Q : Why do Doctor

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Chemistry ki class

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