Heard d latest

Heard d latest
Heard d latest sexXxy drink to hit d market?? Its a mix of Viagara & Mountain Dew... The name of d drink? "Mount & Do" !!!;-),
  

Jan, 19 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1144 views       Naughty

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Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it
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One lady: Did U Know Tht "Lions" have Sex 4 to 6 Times a Night ?Second Lady: Damit..Pehle Bol Nahi Sakti Thi, I just Joined the "Rotary"!
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Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...
Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."