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HOW Do You SAY
HOW Do You SAY-'TOPLESS' in URDU…???????????????Ans:-KHULE AAM…
  
Jan, 19 2012     63 chars (1 sms)     1104 views       Naughty

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July is the month
July is the month of breast cancer awarness.On this note, for all those gals who misunderstood guys:"We stare because we Care.":
A priest saw
A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.
Missing U is nt
Missing U is nt a game 2 play,missing U is not a word 2 say,missing U does nt start in April nd end in May,missing U is a pain dat i fel every day…
Raat ko sirf 3
Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai:-bhut insan ko darane k liye...Machar insan ko satane k liye...& husband aur wife insan ko banane kliye.
Srdr biwi k
Srdr biwi k offce gaya dekha wo boss ki god me baithkr dctatin le rai hai. Gusse me bola: Uth santo, aisi jgah kam nahi krna jhan staf k lie kursi bhi na ho.
Q : Why do Doctor
Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ? Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!
11 girls ask the
11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana. FruitselleI m not selling less than 12 bananas. 1girl said 'le le yaar,1 kha lenge.'
We all spend
We all spend so much money for buying clothes but d best moments of life r enjoyed witout clothes.. Thats life..!
Santa on long
Santa on long Tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual happens at home.Banta SMSs after a month,"Man who comes TO UR HOME daily, didn't come 2day"-
Q: What is the difference
Q: What is the difference b/w a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?A: One is trying to die....... the other is dying to try!
A famous sex
A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"? Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON.."
Teacher : what do u want
Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it

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