HOW Do You SAY

HOW Do You SAY
HOW Do You SAY-'TOPLESS' in URDU…???????????????Ans:-KHULE AAM…
  

Jan, 19 2012     63 chars (1 sms)     1113 views       Naughty

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HOW Do You SAY-'TOPLESS' in URDU…???????????????Ans:-KHULE AAM…
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