Santa: In all

Santa: In all
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
  

Jan, 19 2012     115 chars (1 sms)     1281 views       Naughty

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HEIGHT OF D0UBLE MEANING: DAD went to school to get son's report card.DAD: Mam kab dengi aap?MAM: Periods khatam hone ke baad.. :-)
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Mom told her daughter of 17yrs Beta its time that we must discuss abt sex. Daughter told OK MOM WHAT U WANT TO KNOW abt sex?
Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bani BILLI Ko Ladka Ghurne Laga.Girl: Kabhi BILLI Nahi Dekhi Kya?Boy: BILLI To Dekhi Par Billi Ko DUDH Ki Rakhwali Karte Pehli Bar Dekha.
Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi
Ak dost dosre se:Yar aj teri bhabi ghar pe nai hai warna main tumko chai pilata.. Dosra dost: abey o kanjos,doodh Market me b mil jata hai
Why was the Mathematician Lady disheartened when she married a Prince? Because she found out that "not every Ruler has twelve inches"
Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.
Recent sex survey report : 10% of girls say "b quick it pains" 10% Say "speed is not enough" & the rest 80% say "quick, my husband may come home anytime!"
Srdr biwi k offce gaya dekha wo boss ki god me baithkr dctatin le rai hai. Gusse me bola: Uth santo, aisi jgah kam nahi krna jhan staf k lie kursi bhi na ho.
Q: What is the difference b/w a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?A: One is trying to die....... the other is dying to try!