Santa: In all

Santa: In all
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
  

Jan, 19 2012     115 chars (1 sms)     1284 views       Naughty

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