Santa: In all

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

Jan, 19 2012 115 chars (1 sms) 1314 views Naughty

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Missing U is nt

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