Santa: In all

Santa: In all
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
  

Jan, 19 2012     115 chars (1 sms)     1243 views       Naughty

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Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE BUT SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME. Pls Wear CONDOM & HELMET On Ur Appropriate Heads During "Respective DRIVINGS"
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Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it
Comparison of a CHOCOLATE n a KISS... 1-Both r SWEET at any TIME, 2-Melt SLOWLY, 3-Sharing IMPOSSIBLE 4-More enjoyable when NO one IS WATCHING...
Sari dunia krti hai humare pyar ka virodh! Sari dunia krti hi humare pyar ka virodh! . . . Humare pyar ki raksha karega SUPERDELUXE NIRODH.
Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461, Man:Mylord why exactly Rs11461? Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT, & 10.2% Entertainment Tax.
Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ? Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!
Viagra Aur GOVERMENT OFFICE Mein Kya Samanta Hai? Simple....., dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye Ek Ghanta khada rakhte hai.
BIPASA desh k har nagrik ko milni chahiye Bipasa ko pana hamara adhikar hai Bipasa har shaher/ gav ko milni chahiye BIPASA: BI=BIJALI PA=PANI SA=SADAK.
What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge them at night.
Ek bus me ladko or ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.Girls-hum tumko haraa kar dikhayenge.Boyz-hum haar gaye,chalo ab dikhao..