Santa: In all

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

Jan, 19 2012 115 chars (1 sms) 1321 views Naughty

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What is Fashion Designing? Too many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Little Ideas On How To Cover Too Little Areas!!

'lovers went 2

'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking badIt bites on BOY'S HAND

Failure is not

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves u... Its only when...??????you leave her virgin.-

Difference between Good

Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphere hot.

Teacher : what do u want

Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it

HEIGHT OF D0UBLE

HEIGHT OF D0UBLE MEANING: DAD went to school to get son's report card.DAD: Mam kab dengi aap?MAM: Periods khatam hone ke baad.. :-)

TeacheWhat should

TeacheWhat should be in a book to make it a best seller?Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

:A beautiful girl

:A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin&says i will do anything 2 pass in d exams& professor saysOK OPEN UR......Books & Study

Ak dost dosre se

Ak dost dosre se:Yar aj teri bhabi ghar pe nai hai warna main tumko chai pilata.. Dosra dost: abey o kanjos,doodh Market me b mil jata hai

1commerce Wali

1commerce Wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega

Viagra Aur GOVERMENT

Viagra Aur GOVERMENT OFFICE Mein Kya Samanta Hai? Simple....., dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye Ek Ghanta khada rakhte hai.

Notice in aSex

Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...

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