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Why was the Mathematician Lady disheartened when she married a Prince? Because she found out that "not every Ruler has twelve inches"
  

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Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...
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Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"
HOW Do You SAY-'TOPLESS' in URDU…???????????????Ans:-KHULE AAM…
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Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461, Man:Mylord why exactly Rs11461? Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT, & 10.2% Entertainment Tax.
HEIGHT OF D0UBLE MEANING: DAD went to school to get son's report card.DAD: Mam kab dengi aap?MAM: Periods khatam hone ke baad.. :-)