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Why was the Mathematician Lady disheartened when she married a Prince? Because she found out that "not every Ruler has twelve inches"
  

Jan, 19 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     1042 views       Naughty

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Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves u... Its only when...??????you leave her virgin.-
Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.
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What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge them at night.
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Sardarni came naked to serve halwa to guests.Sardar screamed: what r u doing? Sardarni: Cooking book mein likha tha "serve HOT without DRESSING..!!"
Touch it gentlyPut ur finger inside If da hole is big put three fingersRub it up & down gentlythat's the right way of wash glass
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Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam
STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI HAI KYA? TEACH:BILKUL NAHI.'STUDENT: AAP KI BETI FALTU ME DARTI HAI..
HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite WiFE-Xcellent Idea,U Stand At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes & I'll Lie oN D SoFA & Watch DTV
Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear