Missing U is nt

Missing U is nt a game 2 play,missing U is not a word 2 say,missing U does nt start in April nd end in May,missing U is a pain dat i fel every day…

Jan, 19 2012 147 chars (1 sms) 1456 views Naughty

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A famous sex

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Doctor,s wife

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Judge: You are Accused

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Santa: In all

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Chemistry ki class

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We all spend

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