Teacher : what do u want

Teacher : what do u want
Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it
  

Jan, 19 2012     165 chars (2 sms)     1153 views       Naughty

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