Teacher : what do u want

Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it

Jan, 19 2012 165 chars (2 sms) 967 views Naughty

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Sardar- i divorced

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Raat ko sirf 3

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A famous sex

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Recession in the

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Doctor,s wife

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Hubby-Wud u

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Sardarni came

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What is diffrnce betwn

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Signboard outside

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Ek bus me ladko

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Missing U is nt

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The First Month

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