A boy pulled a girl

A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light,pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radium watch"

Jan, 19 2012 143 chars (1 sms) 813 views Naughty

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