Ak dost dosre se

Ak dost dosre se
Ak dost dosre se:Yar aj teri bhabi ghar pe nai hai warna main tumko chai pilata.. Dosra dost: abey o kanjos,doodh Market me b mil jata hai
  

Jan, 19 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1486 views       Naughty

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Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
most of d girls r like an Internet Virus: they ENTER ur Life SCAN ur pockets TRANSFER money EDIT ur mind DOWNLOAD their problems DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4EVER
Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear
Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye
Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.
Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tume mujse pyar ho gya?Boy: Darling! Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!
A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.
'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking badIt bites on BOY'S HAND
A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light,pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radium watch"
Why was the Mathematician Lady disheartened when she married a Prince? Because she found out that "not every Ruler has twelve inches"
Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.
Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai:-bhut insan ko darane k liye...Machar insan ko satane k liye...& husband aur wife insan ko banane kliye.