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Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
  

Jan, 17 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1249 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open