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Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
  
Jan, 17 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1302 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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