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Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
  

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
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Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
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