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Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
  

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A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is… TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
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