A girl phoned

A girl phoned
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
  

Jan, 17 2012     107 chars (1 sms)     1078 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Two friends, who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. "Who are you working for now?" asked the first. "Same people," answered the other. "My wife and four children."
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.
Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole