A girl phoned

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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Son asks father

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Dad : Son, what

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Honey, when we

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I asked my wife,

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Q: Why did the

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Man: God, how

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A company held a

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Devdas’s matrimonial

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Teache"Where is

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Try this ,its fun

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