A girl phoned

A girl phoned
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
  

Jan, 17 2012     107 chars (1 sms)     1485 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes