A girl phoned

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS

FathWhich r d 2 hardest things U learnt in College?Son: Opening Beer botles wth teeth & Lighting Cigarete wth only 1 Match Left In Heavy wind!

Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"

santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."

Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down

An American couple had a black baby,The husband did not believe that it was his baby.H-Why is the baby black?Wife-U Hot,i Hot,Baby burnt.

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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