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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
  
Jan, 17 2012     80 chars (1 sms)     799 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Mr A: my wife
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Why do u take
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Man to Doc:Is
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A police recruit was
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Raj: Meet my
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Q: What did the
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Sardar to Mali :
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A sardar on an i
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Dad: if u Pass i
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