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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
  
Jan, 17 2012     80 chars (1 sms)     816 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A cop stops a
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Dad : Son, what
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A Student goes
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Wife:Wherever we
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DAD TO SON: When
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Teacher: Sonu, your
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A police recruit was
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Teacher : Peter,why
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Teache Give An
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Why dogs don't
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