Girl to her boyfriend:

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

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Doctor implants New

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I asked my wife,

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Teachewhich book

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Husband to wife

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

Wats d Diff btwn own Wife

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Tcher: 3 grls are

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

humne suna hai ishq

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First Lady-"If

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FATHEHow r ur

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