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Girl to her boyfriend:
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
  
Jan, 17 2012     98 chars (1 sms)     894 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Father: What was
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Hus: Do you know
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Why do u take
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Man: God, how
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Q:Why most men
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teachewat is the
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WIFE : " I wish I
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