Girl to her boyfriend:

Girl to her boyfriend:
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
  

Jan, 17 2012     98 chars (1 sms)     893 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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