Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.