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Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!
  
Jan, 17 2012     115 chars (1 sms)     915 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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The definition of
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Doctor, doctor, will
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A company held a
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Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
PAPPU : Daddy,
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Q: Why did the
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A lady gave an
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Q:Define a true
Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.
Teacher: "Can anybody
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