somu:mobile bill kitna

somu:mobile bill kitna
somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.
  

Jan, 17 2012     130 chars (1 sms)     1063 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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