somu:mobile bill kitna

somu:mobile bill kitna
somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.
  

Jan, 17 2012     130 chars (1 sms)     1261 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love
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What is D diff. betwn a Secretary&a Personal Secretary? Secretary says,"Good Morning Sir"&Personal Secretary says,"Oh my God!Its morninG sir.
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.