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Why do elephants
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
  
Jan, 17 2012     70 chars (1 sms)     963 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Son: Mummy, dad
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Man1: I do not
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2 sardar soldiers
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Technical question:
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Why r Egyptian
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tom enters kitchen
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Dost Ko Dost
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