Why do elephants

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

Jan, 17 2012 70 chars (1 sms) 1050 views Jokes > English Jokes

more English Jokes SMS Messages

Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!

Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.

A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."

Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor. Actor:what if i die? director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"

FathWhich r d 2 hardest things U learnt in College?Son: Opening Beer botles wth teeth & Lighting Cigarete wth only 1 Match Left In Heavy wind!

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry