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Why do elephants
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
  
Jan, 17 2012     70 chars (1 sms)     1096 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A pathan want 2
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Dad:Why aren't
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Teache"Where is
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Wife: u know,
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A company held a
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A lady gave an
A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a 100 letters. They all said da same thing : "U can have mine"
WIFE : " I wish I
WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
Height of technical
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Q:Define a true
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