Dost Ko Dost

Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he

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Customer: Waiter,

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Sir:B quiet boys

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Reporter: How does

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Whats the height

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Wats d Diff btwn own Wife

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Girl: Will you love

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

English Teacher: Make

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A heart Melting

A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!

Wife:Wherever we

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DAD TO SON: When

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Teacher:2rrow thr

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teachewat is the

teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama

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