D bos came

D bos came
D bos came early in d morng one day n found his manager kissing his secratry. He shouted at him,"is dis what i pay 4 u"? D manager rplid- no sir dis i do free
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     952 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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