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D bos came
D bos came early in d morng one day n found his manager kissing his secratry. He shouted at him,"is dis what i pay 4 u"? D manager rplid- no sir dis i do free
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     836 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why does history
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Customer: Waiter,
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Mr A: my wife
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Wife: u know,
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da cocktail party
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2 sardar soldiers
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A father to his
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