Two flies order

Two flies order
Two flies order some food in a restaurant. One says: I'll take the shit with garlic. And I'll take the same, but without garlic, said the other one. I don't like to have bad breath.
  

Jan, 17 2012     181 chars (2 sms)     815 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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