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What's the quietest
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
  
Jan, 17 2012     95 chars (1 sms)     864 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher: "Can anybody
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Judge to accused:
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After a lengthy quarrel,
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Why there are
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Why do bosses
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