In A Book Shop

In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir

Jan, 17 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 941 views Jokes > English Jokes

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