There are Three

There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India

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Man asks God:

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Mr A: my wife

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Teacher:"Now,

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Rampa: what is

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Question Girl :

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indian- i have

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Technical question:

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School girl : I

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TeacheHow come you

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A lady had 8 sons

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What do u call i

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