There are Three

There are Three
There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India
  

Jan, 17 2012     264 chars (2 sms)     1297 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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