Hus: Do you know

Hus: Do you know
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever
  

Jan, 17 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1560 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Thief : quickly hand over your purse I have a gun Lady : here take it Thief : ha! ha! no bullets in my gun. Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse
Son: Mummy, dad is very honest... Mummy: How can u say that..? Son: Simple... He closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by...!
First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
What do u call if Bill Gate's mothr gets bored.?BEAT THISAny guess?MOTHERBOARD!Gud nite
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor. Actor:what if i die? director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married