Hus: Do you know

Hus: Do you know
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever
  

Jan, 17 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1875 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
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Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.