Hus: Do you know

Hus: Do you know
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever
  

Jan, 17 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1482 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn��t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up from the table and said, "I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the safe!" "What are you worried about?" the other said. "We're both here."
Two men were talking at a party. "I," said the first,"only believe half of what people tell me." "Why ?" "I'm a lawyer." "I believe twice what people tell me." "What are you ?" "A tax inspector."
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home