Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."

First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book

Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don’t worry about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."