Hus: Do you know

Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever

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One day a man

One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Teacher: Now, Johny

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Boy: Mummy, if

Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..

Husband to wife

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

A girl comes late

A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.

What does Santa

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Mr A: my wife

Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.

Why do elephants

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

Man: Whisper those

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

Every man wants

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

What do you

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

A father to his

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

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