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Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever
  
Jan, 17 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1307 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
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Husband to wife
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After a lengthy quarrel,
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The definition of
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Man1: I do not
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I went to see the
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12
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Q:Define a true
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Two flies order
Two flies order some food in a restaurant. One says: I'll take the shit with garlic. And I'll take the same, but without garlic, said the other one. I don't like to have bad breath.
Wife:Wherever we
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teachewat is the
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