Hus: Do you know

Hus: Do you know
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever
  

Jan, 17 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1363 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud