Boy: I am not

Boy: I am not
Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.
  

Jan, 17 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     942 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
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Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
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