Boy: I am not

Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.

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Wife:Wherever we

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Police to a drunkard:

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Commerce professor

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TEACHER : “George Washington

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Tcher: 3 grls are

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Man to Doc:Is

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Whats the height

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In A Book Shop

In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir

Customer: Waiter,

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2 sardar soldiers

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humne suna hai ishq

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Man asks God:

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