Do you believe that

Do you believe that
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
  

Jan, 17 2012     112 chars (1 sms)     851 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog
2 sardar soldiers captured a pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u! paki asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor. Actor:what if i die? director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately
Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction