T'CHER:What do

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

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Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...

when u kiss an

when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi

Sam to Ram:Did

Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.

Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Santa's wife dies.

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again

Q. What do men

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

English Teacher: Make

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

Men who have

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The definition of

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

young girl praying:

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

Teacher:I wish

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

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