T'CHER:What do

T'CHER:What do
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
  

Jan, 17 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     1461 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!