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T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
  

Jan, 17 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     1130 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
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