A boy saw a

A boy saw a
A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"
  

Jan, 17 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     957 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Lady1:"What do u think bout husbands?" Lady2:"They r like OWLS..!" Lady1:"How?"Lady2:"They see good things in their wives only in the night.
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever