A boy saw a

A boy saw a
A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"
  

Jan, 17 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1100 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up from the table and said, "I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the safe!" "What are you worried about?" the other said. "We're both here."
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!