A boy saw a

A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12 CHOCOLATES U GV 5 TO LEENA,3 TO TINA,4 TO MEENA, DEN WHAT WIL U GET? STUDENT: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

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Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...

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