A boy saw a

A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"

Jan, 17 2012 126 chars (1 sms) 1065 views Jokes > English Jokes

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