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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
  

Jan, 17 2012     110 chars (1 sms)     882 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.
Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.