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A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…
  
Jan, 17 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     1194 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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He said... Do
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Pappu: Mom, when
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TeacheHow come you
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Teache"Where is
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Two beggars met.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

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