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A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…
  
Jan, 17 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     1291 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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I bought my wife
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Teacher:Draw A
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A pathan want 2
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Q: Why did the
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English Teacher: Make
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Teacher : Peter,why
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Wats d Diff btwn own Wife
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1st thief:Oh !
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