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A drunk was
A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…
  
Jan, 17 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     1188 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Customer: Waiter,
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Q:Why most men
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Teacher: pappu, name
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If your wife wants
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Movie director
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Man receives telegram:
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Question Girl :
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