A drunk was

A drunk was
A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…
  

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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
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