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tom enters kitchen
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
  
Jan, 17 2012     232 chars (2 sms)     1170 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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