Teacher: pappu, name

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

Jan, 17 2012 100 chars (1 sms) 1156 views Jokes > English Jokes

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Frnd1: u have

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Why do u take

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Two Cockroach were

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Driver:is der no

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