Teacher: pappu, name

Teacher: pappu, name
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
  

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A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
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What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.