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Two beggars met.
Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1149 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Whats the height
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What do you
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A sardar was
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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Man: God, how
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Lady2Doc:let
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A girl phoned
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Doctor, doctor, will
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