Boy:My Gf broke

Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad

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Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

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Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

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