Boy:My Gf broke

Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad

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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!

Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.

Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.

Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Mr.bean said to his GirlFriend"I luv u"& fell down. Again Told"I luv u"&fell down.Girl: y u r doing like this? Mr.bean: I am falling in love

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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