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Boy:My Gf broke
Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad
  
Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1078 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Hus: Do you know
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What did one magnet
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Wife: I hate the
Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
da cocktail party
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Teacher:The best
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Wife: Why are
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Men who have
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Q:There is always
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somu:mobile bill kitna
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Husband:You know
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Son: Mummy, dad
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Boy & girl in
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