Boy:My Gf broke

Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad

Jan, 17 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 1576 views Jokes > English Jokes

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A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.

Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.

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