Boy:My Gf broke

Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad

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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan

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